"You will have a bright future?" That's why I'm wearing shades! :D

Today's stale fortune cookie's illuminated message: "You will have a bright future."

Love the image if a guy sitting in the middle of Old Navy in Leesburg reading a bible. religious retail

Please "Like" my new FB Fan Page for SlimClinics so I can get a snazzy new URL. Thanks! http://on.fb.me/kyvuCc

Hi, Everyone! Hope you're having a great holiday!

Remembering our veterans today as well as catching up on things in the office and a little recreation later on.

Checkin' out what's new at Sisarina HQ. ;)

Who pressed the Weird Button rather than Play in today's real life episode of my life?

"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." ~ Voltaire

"Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought." ~ Jonathan Swift

Severe weather recipe: Warmer Gulf of Mexico humidity + Colder U.S. Mountain air = More tornadoes & flooding WeatherGeek

"A faster chip doesn't necessarily give you a better day." ~ Albert Brooks

Branding Lesson: In a mega mistake Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."

Binge eating = stress eating

Joplin tornado was more than a half mile wide and stayed on the ground for 6 miles. weather tornado

At Least 89 Killed By Devastating Tornado http://huff.to/kECKyt via @huffingtonpost

Someone on NBC just reported about the failure of "the rupture" this past weekend. :) Rapture2011

I'm feeling so incredibly great now that we're living in a post-rapture world! Is this heaven? :) Rapture2011

Yah! We're all still here! Happy Post-rapture Sunday everybody! Crapture Rapture2011

Today's fortune cookie: "You should be able to make money and hold onto it." Finally! :) InGodWeTrust

If it doesn't really happen today, will we refer to it as the "Crapture"? Rapture2011

Poll: Which is a better Twitter username? RealDailyEnergy or DailyEnergyNow

With the uniqueness of his voice, is Cee Lo Green perhaps a 21st Century Louis Armstrong? :)

There is no bus drive thru at KFC Montgomery County. (glad for no fatalities)

Cher is 65 yo today. Happy Medicare B-Day! AntiAging?

Honey, don't worry about the mortgage payment. Rapture2011

Weatherman Al Roker: "Unfortunately I only have a 2-day forecast. The other 3 days are blank." Rapture2011

Avoid the nasty oils in most non-dairy creamers. Use unsweetened almond milk with stevia instead. DailyEnergy

iFrameWrapper appears to be more forgiving than Wildfire's iFrames app. Facebook Pages

My spam folder has changed from tons of Viagra to Louis Vitton. At least the letter "V" is still represented. ;)

Yup. There are a lot of crazies out there in the world. Stay semi-sane! :)

Should I be concerned that we now have his and hers wine bottles for this evening?

How I have such misgivings about playing the insurance game. Increasing premiums & co-pays with decreasing reimbursement.

My OCD keeps my ADD in check. :D

Having a great time working with a medically supervised weight loss program - Ideal Protein. It's fun to see patients get quick results.

Saw one of best examples ever of an email signup sequence from Melanie Spring of @Sisarina. She rocks!!! :)

Just checked out the amazing new Whole Foods Market in North Bethesda. Wowzah! :)

Heading out the door soon to make a quick visit to Melanie at @Sisarina HQ in Bethesda. BrandingQueen

"Learning is not attained by chance. It must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence." ~ Abigail Adams

Looking forward to getting back to my roots - coaching, inspirational teaching, and entertaining public speaking. :)

Learning about the incredible reach of social media with my international Facebook friends. :)

Sung to my patient today for next appt.: "When I'm feeling all tight and pained and twisted, I come for a visit 'cuz you insisted..." :)

We've come around to saying that Nike is a
marketing-oriented company, and the product
is our most important marketing tool. ~ Phil Knight

Isn't a rock a hard place too?

Prevent the spread of germs. Toot your own horn. :)

Looking forward to reconnecting with Eric Louviere, Matt Gill and Bill McIntosh tonight at 6:00 PM Pacific/9:00 PM Eastern. :)

With IP, women lose ave. of 2-4 lbs./wk while men usu lose 3-7 lbs./wk. More muscle mass = faster metabolism. Gender can be unfair. ;)

Ideal Protein has a beginning and an end. The end is you living a healthy and energetic lifestyle supported by good eating habits.

We market under the name Ideal Protocol because it really isn't a diet, it's a medically supervised weight loss protocol.

Allergies now are successfully held at bay with large doses of ginger, turmeric, & bioflavonoids! :)

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers and mothers-to-be!!! :)

Struck by wording in Enbrel tv ad: "a fatal event may occur." Wow!

Time for "Sushi de Mayo" at @SushiRockDC!!!

Our new favorite international holiday: "Cinquo de Man-O!" :)

"You are much grander than you think you are." ~ Asara Lovejoy

Listen to "Men's Health Part 2 - Because Men..." hosted by iHealth Radio on 5/5/2011 1:00 PM EDT http://t.co/YexmHxZ

Laser-like focus on a single idea is one of the most challenging yet most valuable things we do.

Today's happy culinary accident: Vanilla almond milk makes a tasty omelet. Like a high-protein desert. :)

What is the most valuable thing in the world?

Today's Valuable Lesson: Do NOT breathe in your soup! (choke)

"You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere." ~ Lee Iacocca